107 - EXTREME Money Saving Tips For Disneyland You Never Knew!

Crystal and I were just sitting here laughing at an article titled "25 Ways To Save Money At Disneyland You Didn't Know About", and we went down the list of what we knew would be on there before we even read it - Free water, stay at an off-site hotel, take the bus instead of paying for parking, buy souvenirs outside the park, blah blah blah... not a single NEW way of saving money.

So here are a few EXTREME money saving ideas for your next trip to Disneyland - feel free to add any we forgot to mention in the comments below!

• It's good to know that even with all the security measures for getting into the park, they're only really looking for weapons and illicit substances. Thanks to the recent obesity epidemic, you can buy a pair of pants large enough to smuggle up to four children into the park with you and no one will even bat an eye!
  
• Lots of picky eaters means that there's plenty of half-eaten pizza, burgers and other tasty treats everywhere you look! Just bus a few tables for a makeshift smorgasbord buffet!
  
• Tired of spending a fortune on hats, pins and other souvenirs in the park? Well why not try some of the "Free" souvenirs that can be found everywhere! All you have to remember is that EVERYTHING is FREE as long as nobody sees you take it!
  
• Save money on hotel accommodations by knowing where to stay! There's a perfectly fine room located just above the Firehouse on Main Street that hardly anyone ever uses, and you can stay there for FREE as long as you don't get caught!
  
• Many people don't realize that the restrooms of Disneyland are FULL of free liquid soap, urinal cakes, paper towels and toilet paper. Stuff as much as you can into your backpack to help offset the cost of your admission!
  
• If you find yourself in need of a quick snack, look no further than the piles of abandoned strollers outside any ride for stray Cheerios, baby carrots and even sippy cups full of real fruit juice!
  
• A quick trip through any Disney themed Etsy Shop will show you that anything - ANYTHING - can and will be a hat. Rummaging through pretty much any trash bin in the park can produce a multitude of cups, popcorn buckets and other Disney-Logo items that can be balanced on your head to create the perfect artistic expression!
  
• All the plants in Tomorrowland are edible, so it's easy to make your own unique salad for free and create a "Signature Salad Dressing" with a mixture of free condiments from any eatery! Mayo, Ketchup, Mustard and Relish in the right combination is a spot-on Thousand Island dressing!