captain_slinky | 20 kestyuns!!!

1) On average, how many times a morning do you hit the 'snooze' button?

I refuse to hit the Snooze button unless Crystal asks me to. Usually, I just let the thing keep on buzzing till it wears itself out (usually after 2 hours).

2) How many times in your adult life have you really been IN love?

3 times. I am IN love with Crystal, IN love with Brittany, and IN love with my comic books. All three are very different but equally strong forms of love.

3) If you HAD to fly either the Confederate Flag or the flag of Iraq in front of your house for a full week, which flag would you fly?

Not every Iraqi person is an inbred, gap-toothed yokel with a habit of beating my sister quickly so he can get back to watching his NASCAR, getting drunk before noon so he can get to bed earlier, and making racist comments towards my nephews at a familly get-together. However, every guy who flys the Confederate Flag (that I have personally known) *does* do these things... so I'd have to go with the proud symbol of the Iraqis.

4) Pick one adjective that could never be used to describe you.

Tastefull.

5) If forced you to pick only one book to read for the rest of your life, what book would it be?

What If? (vol. 1) Issue 44. It is, in my opinion, the GREATEST Captain America story ever written. I think i have read that issue maybe 90 times, and I never get tired of it!

6) Are you a dog or a cat person?

I enjoy cats greatly, but deep-down, I *am* a Dog Person. Cat's put up with your shit, but dogs treat every one of your actions as though it were the most brilliant move ever made.

7) Do you make your bed every day?

No, the fine people at Sleep Country USA *MADE* the bed... I just sleep in it!

8) Cotton, satin, or flannel sheets?

Uhm... sheets? I suppose whatever is cheapest at Wal-Mart or Garage Sales that week...

9) Long, slow kisses or fast, furious kisses?

Oh, THANKS. Thanks a LOT! Now I've got this image os me kissing Vin Diesel from "The Fast & The Furious"! BLEAGH!!!

10) SUV, Sedan, or Sports car? Which do you own? And which would you rather own?

We have a hatch-back. I would like a pick-up truck (mid 70's model Ford, please). So where does that put me?

11) Which was a better show - Cheers or Seinfeld?

Oh, don't get me started! Sit-Coms are my LIFE! To me, Sienfeld was just tedious. Cheers gave me a continuity, a storyline to follow. Characters constantly coming and going. Always something new. Advantage: Cheers.

12) Grateful Dead or Dave Matthews Band?

Unfortunately, Dave Mathews (or, as I call him, "Mumbley Joe"). Greatful Dead has some great music, but I don't think I cold tell you the name of a single one of their tunes other than "Touch of Gray".

13) Are you going to the L.A. LiveJournal bash?

I think I'm getting my dog pollished that weekend... sorry!

14) Who has the best icon you've seen on LJ so far?

I am rather fond of the ones that my scmoopie is using... Care Bears, Strawberry Shortcake, Smurfs... all sorts of nifty 80's stuff :)

15) Are you truly happy?

Most of the time, yes :)

16) When sizing up someone, do you look at their fingernails?

No, I'm usually just concerned with seeing which body parts they have that could help me complete my costume made of human skin.

17) Are you genuinely scared for your personal safety in light of all the recent terrorist activity?

Of *course*! I know that somewhere in the caves of Akabakstakistan, Osama is saying to is terrorist army "First, we strike their beloved World Trade Center. Then, the Pentagon. After the White House, we move on to step 4 of our plan... BRIAN PIERCE! Once we have destroyed him, our evil shall be complete! MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!"

18) What's the worst job you've ever had?

Washing dishes at the only fancy restaurant in Anacortes (at the time), Boomers Landing. I only lasted two days, one of which I faked a heart attack just so I could leave early.

19) What makes you smile?

MONKEYS!!! And Wednesdays... the day that New Comics hit the comic book stores :)

20) What was the best concert you've ever attended?

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC - "Alapalooza". It was like seeing everyone else in concert, only FUNNY!