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Why is it "Diff'rent Strokes" instead of "Different Strokes"? Would the "e" on the keyboard have been that much more difficult to hit than the "'" key? Or is it there to remind us that the children grew up in a financially destitute neighborhood that could not afford proper education? Or is it a racist jab at the inner city African-American youths who are "just too dumb and lazy" to spell it out correctly? And why were the kids from such a poor family? It was well established that Arnold and Willis were the children of Mr. Drummond's first housekeeper (before Mrs. Garrett) who had died. He can't pay his housekeeper enough money to stay out of "The Ghetto"? He keeps on saying that he loved their mother very, very much, yet he let her die penniless in the Ghetto. It just doesn't add up! White guilt? And don't even get me STARTED on the "Loved her very, very much" thing and how that insinuates Mr. Drummond as possibly being the REAL father of Arnold and Willis. And supposedly this guy is a gazzilionaire who can afford Mr. T as a bodyguard for Arnold, yet all he can afford is a 4-bedroom apartment with two bathrooms? He's hoarding that money somewhere, I know it. Maybe it all goes to child support and payoff money for all the OTHER housekeepers that he loved very, very much. Really, Mr. Drummond.. what *you* talkin' 'bout?

LMAO

Date: 2005-01-28 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegoddesskali.livejournal.com
You know, i never thought about it like that....but i haven't watched the show in ages. I think i saw an internet channel with the show, but i'd have to start from the very beginning...and idont know if i have that sort of attention span :P

btw. I am still unsure of my attendance at the con, but email me your addy, and ill send you those comix.

Re: LMAO

Date: 2005-01-28 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
The first 6 episodes of Diff'rent Strokes are in the "Cable Favorites" channel of Comcast OnDemand, under "Tube Time". It is these six episodes that have partially caused my current rant!

C;mon... yer gonna make it to The Convention! You gotta! Your last big chance in Seattle, and JOHNEN VASQUEZ!!!

But anywho, here's my mail info:

Brian Pierce
508 164th St SW #K201
Lynnwood, WA 98037

Nothing is quite as satisfying as receiving a bunch of dirty comic books in the mail :)

OMG

Date: 2005-01-28 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thegoddesskali.livejournal.com
you are soooo fired...JHONEN, not johnen...:P I should smite you for htat...

I was fumbling thru the comix tonite/lastnite/thismorning....POD is REALLY pervy...tho there is still one image out of the fourth issue that i really wanted as a tattoo....:D

and I will TRY. TRY TRY TRY to be there. but if notyou have to hump Jhonens leg for me OK>

Date: 2005-01-28 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hallerlake.livejournal.com
> Why is it "Diff'rent Strokes" instead of "Different Strokes"?

Just to be diff'rent ;-)

Date: 2005-01-28 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinjanelle.livejournal.com
Oh my god that is the best thing I have read in a long time.

Lord, that made me actually think. Damn you!

And why is Mrs. Garret living in the house but Arnold's mom couldn't?

Re: OMG

Date: 2005-01-28 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Y'know, I've had people yell at me for both spellings. I've also seen "Jonehn". And of course I never pay any attention to what's correct, so... eh. Don't care.

Date: 2005-01-28 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
YOU MOCK MEEEEEEE!!!! I will not be mocked!!!

Date: 2005-01-28 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Same reason all of Mr. Drummond's "Chocolate Fantasies" couldn't live in the apartment; they reminded him of the unclean act of depravity he had committed. The only way to cleanse that unleanliness is to have the woman clean clean CLEAN every spot of the apartment then send her away. Out of sight, out of mind... and sparkling clean!
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Dude, what's WRONG with me???

Date: 2005-01-28 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinjanelle.livejournal.com
Oh my. Way too much time on your hands. You sound like me: must. overanalyze. everything.

Still, funny as all hell.

Date: 2005-01-28 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erinjanelle.livejournal.com
And why does the daughter (i forget her damn name) have a humongous and FABULOUS room while his chocolate lov babies have a tiny little thing?

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