captain_slinky | What a waste

So waht's more depressing the Googling your own name and getting little to no results?

Googling your own name and getting GAZILLIONS of pages of results, all pointng to alternates of yourself who have led much more important and/or interesting lives, including but not limited to:

Noted Children's Author & Ilustrator
Military General
All-Star Linebacker for an Ohio Colege football team
An esteemed member of the Clergy
A Restaurant Critic for some Mid-Western newspaper

But the most disturbing of all?

Convicted as a teenager in the July 1993 stabbing and stoning death of Chad Pettersen at a Spanaway gravel pit. He was sentenced to 13 years, eight months in prison.

This one is local. This one is in Pierce County. I worked with a Chad Pettersen at McDonalds in Anacortes from 1988 to 1991. He was a mousy little weasel of a kid with "Short-Man's Syndrome", always needing to prove something. He lost a bet to me back in 1991 (something over a Comic Book character, everyone we worked with warned him not to make any comic book related bets with me because I was and AM The King), and he never paid up. Last time I saw him was a few years later (probably early in to the year of 1993) and I reminded him of the bet he still owed me for, made an idle threat, then forgot about it. Then he dissapeared.

Creeeeeeeeeeepy!