MerryThon LIVE Update 2.0

[captain_slinky]

Uh-oh... Penny is having anything BUT "Good Times" on the show Good Times... she just got caught SHOPLIFTING! Oh Penny, will you ever learn?

Penny, played by a very young Janet Jackson. Janet Jackson was a very, very homely child. If I hadn't gotten to see most of her boobies on the cover of Rolling Stone a few years ago I never would have believed she turned out so hawt!

Comments

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

You know, since that's my freaking name, I was a little disturbed when I first glanced at this entry.

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

oh noes, now everyone on teh intarweb knows your name!

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

Actually, I just thought he'd written an entire entry about me. I don't really care if people know my name. You must have me confused with someone else. No worries. Happens a lot.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

And just to be safe, let's say that "Penny" is a pseudonym. Your real name of Bertelda is safe with me!

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, I thought her name was Janet Jackson!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

There MUST be some way I can use this information to steal her identity! I saw it on Dateline NBC!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

And have you learned your lesson? ALWAYS read my posts as though it were a Bible verse and you were a misguided 15-year-old Bible Study student trying to find "The Hot Parts".