A customer service FIRST for me!
Dec. 29th, 2005 12:26 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinky"I'm sorry, Sir, but there's no way we can GIVE you more than 24 hours of Porn in a day. It... it just won't fit! That's all! Only 24 hours in the day, sorry! Have you considered signing up for our High-Speed Internet service? There's, uh... there's PLENTY of porn out there!"
