Slacker

[captain_slinky]

Sorry, everyone, sorry... I know I've been slacking in my duties! I know youw ant to know what movies in the Free Movies section of Comcast On Demand you should be watching! Sorry! Here's the list:

• Beach Blanket Bingo (It's the ginchiest!)
  
• Black Samurai (Blacxploitation Epic Super-Hero Secret Agent from the 70's!)
  
• Boys From Brazil (Hitler's clones!)
  
• Captain Blood (Errol Flynn in perhaps his swashbucklingest role EVAR!)
  
• Christine (My favorite Steven King movie for some reason)
  
• Close Encounters of The Third Kind (Y'know... Richard Dryfus is an alien)
  
• D.C. Cab (Mr. T as a cab driver! I pitty the fool who does not love this movie!)
  
• Fifth Element (the sci-fi movie where it was funny when Chris Tucker was annoying)
  
• Fright Night (Hahahaha oh Brewster, you're so coooool! Hahahahaha!)
  
• High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood western - 'nuff said!)
  
• Krull (Dude fights evil with a pointy frizbee!)
  
• Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life (It was... THE SALMON MOUSE!)
  
• Mothra (AIIEEEEE! GIANT MOTH! Quick! Hide our giant cotton underwear!)
  
• Neighbors (Forgotten classic with John Belushi and Dan Akroyd at their coked-out best)
  
• Rocketeer (My favoritist 40's-themed super hero of all time!)
  
• Runaway (Tom Selleck, Gene Simmons and robotic bugs! Stir well and serve chilled!)
  
• Steel Dawn (What if Patrick Swayze had been The Road Warrior?)
  
• Toy Soldiers (Wesley Crusher and Samwise Gamgee thart stereotypical terrorists!)
  
• Warlock (Should be re-packaged and marketed as "The Grown-Up Adventures of Draco Malfoy")
  
  
  And they're all FREE as long as you have Comcast Digital Cable! Woot!

Comments

[collisions.livejournal.com]

I gotta tell you, this list is not selling me on Comcast Digital Cable. What if Patrick Swayze had been The Road Warrior? I'll tell you what if! I wouldn't have watched the shit!

I liked Fifth Element lots. And I watched Krull in the theater, although even at age 11 I thought it seemed sort of cheesey. But for the rest I would rather have some sort of pay-for-not-having-to-view plan.

Anyway! I'll just go back to encoding Good Eats episodes into VCDs. :D