Total Global Domination Step 1: Dumpster Diving

[captain_slinky]

MWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA! Little did gamera_spinning know that when he posted that link to The Tesla Coil Made From Stuff Found In Dumpsters that I would be USING this information in my plan for TOTAL GLOBAL DOMINATION!!! For the Tesla Coil shall be used to power my ARMY OF KILLER ROBOTIC CRICKETS!!!

Now I just need a gift certificate to Radio Shack for the major parts and then THE WORLD SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE ME!!!

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Oh, but the informed resistance will simply reprogram their Universal Remotes to the correct Sony TV Remote code, and can defend themselves quite easily from your Killer Robot Crickets!!!

Perhaps you should invest in, oh, Robot Squirrels or something. They've got scary toes.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

That's just what I *expected* you people to do... you and your pathetic Resistance! PAH! That's whn I'll unleash my mighty hoards of KILLER ROBOTIC BEETLES!!!