Offensive

[captain_slinky]

FINALLY found the ONE THING I'm offended by; people who openly "Dis" Chuck Norris. That really steams my veggies! Who's gonna fly back to 'Nam and bust your sorry ass out of that POW camp after the Government has given up on ever getting you back? Chuck Norris. Who's gonna jump in and save your butt from those slow-moving Ninjas who attack one at a time? Chuck Norris. And who's gonna use his expert Karate skills to inspire kids to just say "No" to drugs? CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

The man has been everything from a Soldier to a Texas Ranger to protect us, and how is his bravery repaid?

You people make me SICK.

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

You should read up on Chuck Norris facts.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."

You, darling, get a LOL!

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

I was gonna send you the same list. It had one of my co-workers practically in tears from laughing so hard.

[khristle.livejournal.com]

hehe! Next time I'll try for a "lollers"

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

To quote the movie Dodgeball, "Thank you, Chuck Norris".

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

You forgot his ongoing concern for our well being & levels of physical fitness....

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.