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[captain_slinky]

FINALLY found the ONE THING I'm offended by; people who openly "Dis" Chuck Norris. That really steams my veggies! Who's gonna fly back to 'Nam and bust your sorry ass out of that POW camp after the Government has given up on ever getting you back? Chuck Norris. Who's gonna jump in and save your butt from those slow-moving Ninjas who attack one at a time? Chuck Norris. And who's gonna use his expert Karate skills to inspire kids to just say "No" to drugs? CHUCK FRICKIN' NORRIS!!!

The man has been everything from a Soldier to a Texas Ranger to protect us, and how is his bravery repaid?

You people make me SICK.

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[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

To quote the movie Dodgeball, "Thank you, Chuck Norris".