Pushing my (phone) buttons

[captain_slinky]

Here is a partial list of the things that people say on the phone when calling for tech support that really just put me in a foul frame of mind:

• "Yeah, I just have a quick question..."
  
• (in response to me saying "Thank you for calling Comcast, may I help you?) "*SIGH* Well I doubt you CAN help me."
  
• "Oh, and one more thing before I letcha go..." (usually repeated at least three times before the call is done)
  
• "Well it was working this morning"
  
• "I don't see why I should have to ________, I didn't even touch anything and it just stopped working!"
  
• "Well the LAST person I talked to helped me with my (insert unsupported issue or hardware), so why can't YOU?"
  
• "I already did that"

Comments

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

the "Oh, and one more thing" guy is Steve Jobs calling ;-)

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

heh heh heh...

forgive me for giggling evilly.

"I already did that" is my absolute favorite on days i'm feeling vicious... 'cause, you know, that's my signal to make them bypass their router!!! Ha!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

...And THAT is why I love to hear it so much :)