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[captain_slinky]

Things customers say that fill me with glee (though I'll never let them know it):

• "The only light on the modem is the orange 'Standby' one"
  
• "Oh! Well that sounds like a problem with my *computer*, not the internet! I'll take it in and have somebody look at it for me"
  
• "I'm a engineer, and I KNOW that unplugging my modem and router won't have any effect at all but I'll do it to humor you anyway"
  
• "I'm not that bright... maybe I'll just have my husband call back when he gets home"
  
• (youngish female voice) "I'm sorry, I'm sorry... we're drunk. Bear with us here... it's our freshman year! Can you beleive all three of us have NO DATES tonight? And let me tell you, WE. ARE. HOT! SO how about you *giggle*... you sound *HOT*! Whatcha doin' tonight?"
  
• "WOW! I - thank you! I didn't think it was gonna... WOW!"
  
• "Unplug the modem? Yeah, hang on..." *fumblefumbleCRASHfumbleCRASH* "DAMMIT! Hang on..."