Reproductive License REVOKED!
Jan. 14th, 2006 10:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyJust spent 20 minutes explaing to a customer what EVERY SINGLE BUTTON on the Remote Control does.
"This one that says 'Menu'... what does that do?"
That brings up the Menu.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Last Channel'... what does that do?"
That takes you to the last channel you were on.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Help'... what does that do?"
That takes you to the Help Menu.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Volume Plus'... what does that do?"
That one would turn the volume up.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Volume minus'... what do- "
IT TURNS THE FRIGGIN' VOLUME DOWN!!!! THE PLUS SIGN MEANS MORE!!! TE MINUS SIGN MEANS LESS! SAME DEAL FOR THE CHANNEL BUTTONS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!!!
"This one that says 'Menu'... what does that do?"
That brings up the Menu.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Last Channel'... what does that do?"
That takes you to the last channel you were on.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Help'... what does that do?"
That takes you to the Help Menu.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Volume Plus'... what does that do?"
That one would turn the volume up.
"Oh! Okaaaaaaay... And this one that says 'Volume minus'... what do- "
IT TURNS THE FRIGGIN' VOLUME DOWN!!!! THE PLUS SIGN MEANS MORE!!! TE MINUS SIGN MEANS LESS! SAME DEAL FOR THE CHANNEL BUTTONS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!!!!
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