Waitaminit...

[captain_slinky]

You people aren't PRAISING Chuck Norris... You're MOCKING HIM!!!

You people make me SICK!

(New icon thanks to dotgirl, thank you very much :)

Comments

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

That is a lovely icon.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Why thank you! Only to be used for special occasions :)

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

http://www.google.com/search?q=tbn+%22chuck+norris%22&btnG=Search

that is all

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Funny story about that... seems that Chuck was fighting The Father, The Son & The Holy Ghost in a classic bar room brawl. Normally Chuck would have let it slide since he's a pacifist and all, but Jesus was taking it a bit too far with young Kirk Cameron (also Born Again because of this incident). The fight of mostly roundhouse kicks went on and on for 100 years and one day until the only ones left standing were Chuck Norris and God, both drenched in blood and tensed like a tightly coiled spring ready to attack! Then Chuck smiled a little bit, and God started giggling... well at that point it was all over. They became bestest buddies from then on; Chucke became a born-again Christian and God became a born-again Norrisian. Chuck makes appearances on TBN and God gets bit-parts on Walker: Texas Ranger.