OH MY LORD IT'S REAL!!!

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It may not be a full pound of hamburger, ut there it is in all it's glory; a hamburger patty topped with cheese, grilled onions, 5 strips of bacon and nestled in a grilled Krispee Kreeme donut instead of a bun.

Legend of Luther Vandross' "The Luther" can be read here.

I have never been afraid of ANY type of food without having tried it at least once. The dreaded Fluffer-nutter Sandwich, Kimchee, Pickled Pigs Feet, raw oysters, any/all varieties of Sushi, tripple-fried-egg-chili-cheese-n-chutney sandwich... I've at least TRIED them all. But The Luther scares me in a way I've never been scared before!

I'm afraid that IF I were confronted with such a burger I would *know* that I SHOULDN'T eat it, but also know that I HAVE to eat it. Like if I don't eat it, I'll be missing out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

It's like being offered sexual favors by your 18-year-old large-chested babysitter who is also a gymnast and a cheerleader. You're only gonna get this opportunity maybe ONCE in a lifetime! Should you risk your already great life and family for just one super-explosive incredible experience?

Maybe if I rent a hotel room with a kitchenette, I could make one during the day and eat it... no one would be the wiser!