Molly

[captain_slinky]

It's good to know that my daughter has already developed the habit of throwing up after every meal. Now she can be skinny and popular! That's right, Molly... "No Fat Chicks"! Good girl!

(This post is meant sarcastically. Lighten up! She's an infant and spits up every three to seven minutes for gosh sakes! I do not now nor have I ever condoned Bulimia, Anorexia or any other eating disorders other than Obsessive Compulsive Overeating. If you really want to lose weight do it the old fashioned way; get yourself a Tape Worm.)

Comments

[zannah.livejournal.com]

Have you ever read the story at the Fray regarding tape worm? If not, I recommend it. It's your kind of thing.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Never even heard of The Fray! Is that thefray.com or just fray.com?

[zannah.livejournal.com]

Here's a direct link to the story in question:

http://www.fray.com/drugs/worm/

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[d-a-r-a.livejournal.com]

lol - when my friends' daughter Meghan was an infant she used to cram her fingers in her mouth and make herself throw up sometimes. We joked about it rather regularly - assuring her that it was just baby fat and it would come off soon enough, no need to turn to bulemia etc.

[qthuny.livejournal.com]

god, i wish mina had her commitment. we just had to cut back her feedings to once a day. =P

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I thought so. I wasn't gonna say anything, but those last few pictures you posted of her kinda made her butt look HUGE.

[qthuny.livejournal.com]

/cry

i know those couture diapers are getting so tight. i started looking online for diet pills for her age range.