Never, never trust a drunk.

[captain_slinky]

I was just on the phone with a very nice, very innebriated lady. I'm not assuming that, she was admittedly drunk at 6:30 on a Wednesday night in her South-Everett Trailer Park home. We spent 20 minutes trying to get the computer turned off, she was THAT drunk. So we're troubleshooting her issue, trying to figure out what the heck is wrong, when she decides to give me some slurred insite in to the issue...

"I... I know why it's all fugged-up... I know why... I... there was a lady who told me that she knew how to fix computers, but you know what? She din't. She was LOADED. Never, never trust a drunk."