Work Post #1

[captain_slinky]

I have a feeling there will be a lot of these mooks tonight, so here's the first one:

An "English-as-a-second-language" customer called in with internet connectivity problems, and as part of the trouble-shooting I told him to shut-down the computer. But he nmisheard me and exclaimed "YOU WANT ME TO SH*T ON MY COMPUTER?!?!?!?"

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[scary-manilow.livejournal.com]

PLEASE tell me you responded by saying, "Yes. Please. SHIT on your computer."

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Despite the ultimate probability of neverending Abbot-N-Costello-esque "Who's On First"-type hillarity ensuing, I opted to take the high road and tell the customer "Oh no, I'm sorry! You must have misheard me! I said I want you to BUTTFUCK your computer. You should be able to find a port on the back of the computer that you can slide your flesh-toned yogurt flinger in to and just keep humping till you hear the computer whimper a little bit. Go ahead... I'll wait..."