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captain_slinkyGuess the Movie each quote is from. Extra point if you guess the character who says it.
1:Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
2:Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
3:If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
4: Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal?
5:The truth is bro, life's about greasin' the do back, buddy, and weasin' on the buff-fest, man.
6:Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story.
7:I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!
8:Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
9:You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.
10:Single White Male seeks commuter on train to share intimate secrets.
11: If you don't want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when I’m asked, I don’t have to lie. But don't think of me as an idiot.
12: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
13: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
14:You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
15: I hope this hasn't put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
16: Why don't you just give me a paper cut and put some lemon juice in it?
17:300 years ago, my people only had to spend one day a week gathering food, and everybody ate like kings.
18:I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.
19:Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.
20: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
1:Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!
2:Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
3:If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
4: Why is it called a toaster when it produces no toast, but simply warm bread, and inserting it two times produces charcoal?
5:The truth is bro, life's about greasin' the do back, buddy, and weasin' on the buff-fest, man.
6:Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story.
7:I'm Richard the Lionheart. Pleased to meet you. No, wait a minute, I'm Charlemagne. No, I'm Saint John the Baptist!
8:Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man.
9:You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.
10:Single White Male seeks commuter on train to share intimate secrets.
11: If you don't want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when I’m asked, I don’t have to lie. But don't think of me as an idiot.
12: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.
13: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo.
14:You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
15: I hope this hasn't put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel.
16: Why don't you just give me a paper cut and put some lemon juice in it?
17:300 years ago, my people only had to spend one day a week gathering food, and everybody ate like kings.
18:I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous.
19:Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner, but I ain't yet had the opportunity.
20: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.
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Date: 2006-07-29 09:39 pm (UTC)11 is from Batman Begins - don't remember who the character is other than Morgan Freeman.
12 sounds like LA Story.
I think 14 is Jim Carrey's character in Bruce Almighty.
15's the new Superman film, spoken by Supes.
16's spoken by Miracle Max in the Princess Bride.
20's from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I think.
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Date: 2006-07-29 11:49 pm (UTC)Number 5 is Encino Man, said by The Weasel himself Pauly Shore.
Number 6 is Moulin Rouge said by Ewan McGreggor.
Number 8 Is Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl said by Capt. Jack Sparrow.
The rest I could probably Google, but that would be dishonest.
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Date: 2006-07-30 02:16 am (UTC)The only ones *I* have been ale to do so far on my own are
1:Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog! - Turner & Hooch, said by Turner to Hooch.
13: If we can get a picture of Julia Roberts in a thong, we can certainly get a picture of this weirdo. - Spider-Man, said by J. Jonah Jameson
14:You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. - It's A Wonderful Life, said by George Bailey to Mary
15: I hope this hasn't put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it's still the safest way to travel. - Superman Returns, by Superman!