SURROUNDED!!!

[captain_slinky]

60 people on hold!

Hee Haw re-runs to the left of me!

David Hasselhoff singing on American's Got Talent on my right!

I had to face it; I was trapped! I had promised my sensei that I would only use my skills in self-defense, but now iit was time to unleash my full fury! They all would soon come to know the icy-cold fear that IS... HELPFULL SARCASM!!!

Comments

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

It's almost like YOUR God and MY God are the same God!

But God could totaly beat-up your God. My God has that extra-creepy factor going for him!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Lutherans do that one too.

It might be a Barely Prodestant In General type thing... seeing as (from what I can tell) the Lutheran Church is the Catholic Church with a snotty letter nailed to the front door.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

My God can beat up THAT God, too... he's a vengefull God from what I hear...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

y'know... all this vengefulness will give your god an ulcer.

and maybe a heart condition.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but your God is a momma's boy. Mine is 3 Gods in one. Like Voltron! Oh wait! So is yours! Cosmic battle GO!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'll never watch another episode of Power Rangers again in quite the same way!

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

That's okay. I watched about 10 minutes of an episode last week after many many years (I think Turbo Rangers was the last one I saw a whole episode). The plot was exactly the same. Heroes go out and are ambushed by the putty minions in their current incarnation. A horribly top heavy villain challenges them and then grows surprisingly into a giant while the evil mastermind cackles in their secret base. Then the zords come out and do absolutely nothing because they are worthless individually. Then they join together and knock the giant villain into a building while knocking over tiny cars below. Then the Gold or White Ranger (whichever rogue one Tommy has made cool this incarnation) comes in and joins the megazord, thus giveing them the power to save the day. Hurrah!