Dating Tip #27
Sep. 20th, 2006 11:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyFellows, if you're single and lookin' for a little companionship? Don't bother with singles bars, dating services or late-night phone "Chat" lines. No, if you want to get yourself a woman all you need to do is head down to the local Food Bank and take your pick.
"But Captain Slinky!" I hear you saying. "The Food Bank? Why?" Well don't take MY word for it, look at the numbers!
Why continue to spend hundreds upon thousands of dolars every month on Escorts and other companions when you can get the same services at a fraction of retail cost?
"But Captain Slinky!" I hear you saying. "The Food Bank? Why?" Well don't take MY word for it, look at the numbers!
- 87% of the people in line are single mothers with their kids. So right away you know she'll "put out"!
- 42% of those single mothers are also High-School drop-outs, so you know it will be easy to "convince" them that they should get in your car!
- 100% of them are hungry and would do anything for the price of a Happy Meal. ANYTHING.
Why continue to spend hundreds upon thousands of dolars every month on Escorts and other companions when you can get the same services at a fraction of retail cost?
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Date: 2006-09-21 07:54 am (UTC)umm do you know of a food bank around here?
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