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So when a fella looks at pictures of an attractive young woman modeling her new corsett which is to be used as part of a "Power Girl" costume for a comic book convention and this fellas only thoughts are things like "The design definately works but the color... how will she get the proper color?" and "I wonder where she's going to get her hair done... she wouldn't do it herself, would she?" and "But what about THE BOOTS?!?!?"...

..Does that make the guy Gay, Geeky or just "Gettin' Old"?

I entered in to this with the purest of geeky intentions, then realized every question I had sounded like it was straight out of some new "Queer Eye For America's Next Top Model" or some such show. And then the grim realization that I was looking at pictures more risque than the soft-core porn my parents had caught me with when I was 12 (oh beloved Sears Catalog Underwear section... *sigh*) with narry a Lascivious thought in my head! WHAT'S BECOME OF MEEEEEE?!?!?!

Date: 2007-02-21 07:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agelesseuridice.livejournal.com
you're married
you have a kid
you're fixated on comic book costumes being accurate
and oh yeah you've known her since she was learning to walk!!!!!!!!!!

If you had a lascivious thought you'd be one sick pup.

Date: 2007-02-21 07:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Different girl, actually. Yes, if I were to have impure thoughts about my 15-year-old niece there would be PLENTY of wrongness!

I have to go shower now just for having THOUGHT about it!

Date: 2007-02-22 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khristle.livejournal.com
14...Brit is almost 14.

Date: 2007-02-22 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
no, this time I'm POSITIVE she's 14! She HAS to be 14! She's been a teenager for almost a year now!

Date: 2007-02-22 05:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That is what I said...she is almost 14. She is 13 now.

Date: 2007-02-22 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
13 now, 14 in March... I can deal with that :)

Date: 2007-02-21 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sasjhwa.livejournal.com
Sears made many a man understand life oh yes it did! Heh Heh

Oh, and you are an old geek. :D Welcome to the brotherhood! Your secret decoder ring will be in the mail shortly.

Date: 2007-02-21 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigernach.livejournal.com
the whole package is important ;)

it's ok, though.

Date: 2007-02-21 07:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutenessfact0r.livejournal.com
according to my loveable hubbie bear, "You are so in love with crystal that every other girl is just........eh." Not gay, just hopelessly, wonderfully, in love :) Congrats you found your princess, no go up 3 spaces to choose your next quest ;)

Date: 2007-02-21 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teegin.livejournal.com
Oh my god man, You need to get over here now, I will fire up the BBQ, eat beef, drink beer, watch plenty of girl on girl porn while scratching, grunting, and passing of bodily gases. I had no idea kids could de-manize you that quickly. NURSE! HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE!

10 CC's of manliness stat.

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