Two things that are strangely related... somehow...

[captain_slinky]

Molly and I have been playing with my GI Joe Sigma 6 Action Figures today, which just so happen to be the perfect size an scale to fit in the Barbie VW Bug. So all day long Snake-Eyes and Roadblock have been driving around with a wacky monkey in their trunk having mad-cap zaney adventures! One-part Speed Racer, one-part Pulp Fiction and THREE-parts Perfect Strangers :)

So to cosmically balance my day, I present SUPERMAN'S WORST RED KRYPTONITE TRIP EVER!!!

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[greenpear.livejournal.com]

That's got to be the dumbest thing I've seen in ages.

Everyone was on crack!

[tigernach.livejournal.com]

ah, I love baliwood

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Baliwood?!? That was footage from the nex Bryan Singer SUPERMAN MOVIE!!!

The choice to replace General Zod with a female Spider-Man (not Spider-Woman) was the only change that the WB execs demanded. The rest of the script is FLAWLESS.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Oh you know that Ken is getting kicked to the curb once Barbie catches a look at ol' Roadblock. "Hey Marvin. *giggle* Is that an M2 .50 caliber machine gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Odly enough, she doesn't even own a Ken and BAREY owns a Barbie (the "Batgirl" Barbi from a few years back)! One of her very first "Favorite" toys was a 3-3/4-inch Joe from The 80's that she cut her first tooth on. That's my little girl! Chewin'-up the soldiers and spittin' 'em out faster than a Demilitarized Zone!

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Oh shit. Who's going to tell MJ? Hell, WHAT are they going to tell MJ?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

"I'm sorry, MJ, but it looks like Peter has gone 'Tranny' on us and is sky-dancing hith Baliwood Superman."

And really, how many times have we sen THAT cliche'd old plot-line rehashed over and over again?

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

Even though I had a Ken, Barbie was hitched to my brother's GI Joe back in the day. Ken would cower at the utter manliness of Joe.

Vid, um, Superman doesn't do the Chicken! But then again, it is Marvel....

[baeleth.livejournal.com]

Um...

Okay, first: Ow.

Second: Supes is just plain mean... I mean he grabbed that guy is a very sensitive place & then helicoptered him over his head by said place... that was uncalled for.

Third: Really, I'm still stuck on one & two. I'm too broken to come up with another of the many ways that was just... wrong. Funny, but wrong.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

It's gonna be the best Season Premiere of Smallville EVAR!!!

[supernovame.livejournal.com]

they could also reuse it for spiderman, it could be the most evil illusion that Mysterio has ever conjured.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

In my best Lee/Kirby voice...

"Can even our favorite Web-Head survive the gender-bending terror presented in a tale we call... DESTINY, TRANSVESTITE BE THY NAME!"