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captain_slinky1. What song would you choose for your 'Theme'?
"Creep" by Radiohead
2. If you died in a hideous hair-styling accident today, what group would your family book to play at your wake?
"Shifty Miller and his Band of Ill Repute"
3. If the 'firemen' from Farenheight 451 came to burn ALL your books...Which ONE would YOU hold onto kicking and screaming?
"Penn & Teller's Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends"
4. If you took the online sanity quiz RIGHT NOW, what psychosis do you think you would have?
No idea what or where that test is, so I'll say "Yes"
5. If you could go back in time and bitch-slap anyone, whom would you smack?
Rob Liefeld, for reasons known only to the true comic-geeks of the world.
6. If you had to be trapped in an elevator listening to Brittney Spears muzak until the end of time...who living or dead, would you like to be trapped with?
Brittany Spears, of course! Hasn't *everyone* had those recurring dreams where they are trapped in an elevator with Brittany Spears and all her Muzak-ed tunes, then she dresses you up in a pair of lacy pink panties and the top half of a Nazi uniform so she can make you eat dogfood out of a toiletbowl while she throws zuccini, eggplant, and other summer squash at you while screaming "YOUR MOTHER WAS A RUTTABEGGA, YOUR FATHER WAS A LIE!!!"? Really, what person would pass up the chance to re-enact that classic dream if for no other reason than to find out what happens after that?
7. Aliens conquerors take over the airwaves and broadcast their 'Anti Sapien' propaganda. You and your buddies at 'Broadcast Earth' Manage to pirate in ONE show per day. What would it be?
A wacky morning show with a zany cast of characters, all voiced by ME! Faqns would get a kick to find out that crusty old Mister Persnickety who calls in every day is actually ME! I'd interview various B-list actors and aliens ("At the top of the hour we'll have X-Lox The Enslaver come in and give us a few household tips, but right now in the studio we have commedian/actor and general funnyman Pauley Shore!")
8. Since Hollywood is running out of movies ideas, someone decides to do a story on YOUR LIFE. Who plays YOU and what is that movie called.
"I Sweat Gravy", starring Kevin Smith, written by Kevin Smith, directed by Kevin Smith.
9. A mad scientist moves next door to you. After you get used to the smell you two become friends. He offers to re-animate ONE of your pets from the past for you. Which one do you bring back.
"Puppers", the dog who lied down in mudpuddles to drink out of them, and who ran sideways.
10. Your house bursts into flames one day, but you manage to get your family, friends, pets and address book out. You have time to save just ONE outfit and ONE pair of shoes. What are they?
They are an outfit of clothes and a pair of shoes. Wasn't that established in the *asking* of the question?
"Creep" by Radiohead
2. If you died in a hideous hair-styling accident today, what group would your family book to play at your wake?
"Shifty Miller and his Band of Ill Repute"
3. If the 'firemen' from Farenheight 451 came to burn ALL your books...Which ONE would YOU hold onto kicking and screaming?
"Penn & Teller's Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends"
4. If you took the online sanity quiz RIGHT NOW, what psychosis do you think you would have?
No idea what or where that test is, so I'll say "Yes"
5. If you could go back in time and bitch-slap anyone, whom would you smack?
Rob Liefeld, for reasons known only to the true comic-geeks of the world.
6. If you had to be trapped in an elevator listening to Brittney Spears muzak until the end of time...who living or dead, would you like to be trapped with?
Brittany Spears, of course! Hasn't *everyone* had those recurring dreams where they are trapped in an elevator with Brittany Spears and all her Muzak-ed tunes, then she dresses you up in a pair of lacy pink panties and the top half of a Nazi uniform so she can make you eat dogfood out of a toiletbowl while she throws zuccini, eggplant, and other summer squash at you while screaming "YOUR MOTHER WAS A RUTTABEGGA, YOUR FATHER WAS A LIE!!!"? Really, what person would pass up the chance to re-enact that classic dream if for no other reason than to find out what happens after that?
7. Aliens conquerors take over the airwaves and broadcast their 'Anti Sapien' propaganda. You and your buddies at 'Broadcast Earth' Manage to pirate in ONE show per day. What would it be?
A wacky morning show with a zany cast of characters, all voiced by ME! Faqns would get a kick to find out that crusty old Mister Persnickety who calls in every day is actually ME! I'd interview various B-list actors and aliens ("At the top of the hour we'll have X-Lox The Enslaver come in and give us a few household tips, but right now in the studio we have commedian/actor and general funnyman Pauley Shore!")
8. Since Hollywood is running out of movies ideas, someone decides to do a story on YOUR LIFE. Who plays YOU and what is that movie called.
"I Sweat Gravy", starring Kevin Smith, written by Kevin Smith, directed by Kevin Smith.
9. A mad scientist moves next door to you. After you get used to the smell you two become friends. He offers to re-animate ONE of your pets from the past for you. Which one do you bring back.
"Puppers", the dog who lied down in mudpuddles to drink out of them, and who ran sideways.
10. Your house bursts into flames one day, but you manage to get your family, friends, pets and address book out. You have time to save just ONE outfit and ONE pair of shoes. What are they?
They are an outfit of clothes and a pair of shoes. Wasn't that established in the *asking* of the question?
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Date: 2002-09-05 05:08 pm (UTC)I am not geeky enough in my geekdom. The name Rob Liefeld sounds familiar but I dont know who he is. Teach me oh wise one. I seek knowledge to further my geekdom.
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