Drunk spammer

[captain_slinky]

My NEW favorite Spam Of The Day came to me from "CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION", and the subject line reads:

"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOUR FUNDS HAVE ARRIVED!!!"

Yes, it's all in capital letters with that many exclaimation marks, and yes they all-cap'ed their name 4 times.

I can only assume that this spammer is *drunk*.

Imagine if you will that you are at a Company Christmas Party, and a very LOUD man from accounting wearing a lampshade on his head comes swaggering/staggering towards you. He's whispering to you in a voice that's louder than anyone else's regular speaking voice, and he says "HI! Hi, I'm.... Shhhhhh... Hi, I'm Bob. I'm Bob. BOB. Shhhhh... I'm Bob. Hi, I'm... I'm Bo-*urp*-ob. Hee hehehehehe hee heeee! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHUT-UP!!! Hee hee hee... Hey, c'mere... I.. I wanna tel you... heh... SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I PHOT-COPIED MY BUTT!!! *BWA HA HA HA HAW*!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It'll be our lil' secret, 'kay? I like you."

ANd then he passes out.

THAT is what the subject line of this spam made me think of. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND SPAM.

Comments

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

Drunk spam is at least more interesting than helping that poor bastard with millions of dollars in Nigeria who just can't get his money.

I should have done a lot of things yesterday too but I sat in my chair virtually never moving to read. Not even a workout because I hurt myself last week but today I gotta get back to the world a little.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND SPAM

I swear there is a Hawaiian comment in there somewhere just for nani_ka.

[jillchristina.livejournal.com]

I just got that same spam in my folder.

My personal favorite, as a woman, are the messages telling me that I can "increase your pen1s size!!". WOW! I didn't even know I HAD a penis! Maybe that's why I need to increase it's size??