Drunk spammer
Jun. 25th, 2007 04:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyMy NEW favorite Spam Of The Day came to me from "CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION CONFIDENTIAL COMPENSATION", and the subject line reads:
Yes, it's all in capital letters with that many exclaimation marks, and yes they all-cap'ed their name 4 times.
I can only assume that this spammer is *drunk*.
Imagine if you will that you are at a Company Christmas Party, and a very LOUD man from accounting wearing a lampshade on his head comes swaggering/staggering towards you. He's whispering to you in a voice that's louder than anyone else's regular speaking voice, and he says "HI! Hi, I'm.... Shhhhhh... Hi, I'm Bob. I'm Bob. BOB. Shhhhh... I'm Bob. Hi, I'm... I'm Bo-*urp*-ob. Hee hehehehehe hee heeee! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHUT-UP!!! Hee hee hee... Hey, c'mere... I.. I wanna tel you... heh... SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I PHOT-COPIED MY BUTT!!! *BWA HA HA HA HAW*!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It'll be our lil' secret, 'kay? I like you."
ANd then he passes out.
THAT is what the subject line of this spam made me think of. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND SPAM.
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOUR FUNDS HAVE ARRIVED!!!"
Yes, it's all in capital letters with that many exclaimation marks, and yes they all-cap'ed their name 4 times.
I can only assume that this spammer is *drunk*.
Imagine if you will that you are at a Company Christmas Party, and a very LOUD man from accounting wearing a lampshade on his head comes swaggering/staggering towards you. He's whispering to you in a voice that's louder than anyone else's regular speaking voice, and he says "HI! Hi, I'm.... Shhhhhh... Hi, I'm Bob. I'm Bob. BOB. Shhhhh... I'm Bob. Hi, I'm... I'm Bo-*urp*-ob. Hee hehehehehe hee heeee! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SHUT-UP!!! Hee hee hee... Hey, c'mere... I.. I wanna tel you... heh... SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE, BUT I PHOT-COPIED MY BUTT!!! *BWA HA HA HA HAW*!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!!! It'll be our lil' secret, 'kay? I like you."
ANd then he passes out.
THAT is what the subject line of this spam made me think of. FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND SPAM.
