July Fourth, THE WORLD will be experiencing The Rapture of 80's nostalgia known as The Transformers Movie.
But some of us never got to own a transformer as a child.
Some of us had to have the crappy second-best "Also Ran" vehicle robots.
So instead of shelling out $10.50 to see your high-faluttin' Transofrmers Movie, SOME of us will be going ot the Dirt Theater where all movies/all showings are only $2.50! SOME of us will be going to see...
THE GOBOTS MOVIE
But some of us never got to own a transformer as a child.
Some of us had to have the crappy second-best "Also Ran" vehicle robots.
So instead of shelling out $10.50 to see your high-faluttin' Transofrmers Movie, SOME of us will be going ot the Dirt Theater where all movies/all showings are only $2.50! SOME of us will be going to see...
THE GOBOTS MOVIE