ANOTHER Reason To Move To Canada

[captain_slinky]

Winnipeg pizza place serves up side of porn

That's right... a Pizza Place in MANITOBA delivers PIZZA... and PORNO.

Had this been around for me some ten years ago, there would have been ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to leave the house again, EVAR.

HOW DID WE LET A CANADIAN COME UP WITH THIS INSTEAD OF AN AMERICAN?!?!?!

And how much MORE money could e made by selling Porno through the Drive-Through at McDonalds? "You wnat the latest issue of 'JUGGS' with that, sir?" Ooh yeeeah... SUPER-SIZE MY BIG MAC AND THROW IN A FEW McNUGGETS, BABY!!!

Comments

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

Trust me, there's bound to be an enterprising American that would include an actual porn film rental with the pizza as opposed to just a pornographic picutre under the pie. And charge twice as much.

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

I read an article about this. Can't believe I didn't think of it. Out here one shop was busted for delivering drugs in the pizza orders. You had know just what to order.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Of course there comes the issue when the delivery car with that sign on the top pulls up to your apartment building. All the gossiping eyes follow the driver up the stairs and down the hall to YOUR door.

And then the whispering and snickering behind your back begins.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Trust me. The types of guys who would order Porno Pizza? That would be the LEAST of the gossip and rumors about me. I mean him. Not me.

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

Well it says a lot of the customers are women. You could always blame your wife ;-)

[aquatwo.livejournal.com]

secret sauce?

[teegin.livejournal.com]

What can I say we Canucks are a clever bunch. I'm torn to mention or not the fact that I can remember a service in Moose Jaw, SK that would pick up take out, fast food, groceries, smokes, booze, beer, wine, porn, hell a big screen TV if you asked. They would pick up and deliver absolutely anything as long as it was legal and deliver it right into your home for a fee. I can proudly say I have ordered McDonalds, beer, and smokes (back when I still smoked) and had it delivered to my front door and the the whole thing ran me the price of the items plus I think it was ten or fifteen dollars for delivery. Oh and it was under a half hour delivery time too. I don't think that company lasted very long due to some shall we say shady business practices and delivering some not so legal items on the side for a fee but it was fun while it lasted.

some thoughts

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

1)My cousins are from Winnipeg!

2)How... Revenge Of The Nerds I.

3)*snerk* Boobies.

Re: some thoughts

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I agree with Number 3!

[teegin.livejournal.com]

I'll 2nd the number 3 motion. MMMMM motion.