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Aug. 17th, 2007 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyIf you're gonna try and instill confidence in those that your company insures, you might want to go with something OTHER than a group of people known for being beamed down to the planet along with Kirk and Spock just so they can die:
I wonder if this is how The Federation kept insurance premiums low for low-ranking crew members? "So... Ensign Ricky! Looks like you've got a lot of pre-existing conditions that *will* be covered, as well as a family history of very expensive diseases such as Cancer and Heart disease! And thanks to Starfleets more-than-generous insurance coverage, you'll be covered at 100% for EVERYTHING... as long as you don't, y'know, *die while investigating a mysterious signal coming from the plant-people of Gonoreahus 7*. But really, what are the odds of THAT happening? Just make sure to wear your Red Shirt so everyone knows you're covered!"
LONG LIVE SCOTTY, KING OF THE REDSHIRTS!!!
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| Red Shirt Bad Idea for Insurance |
I wonder if this is how The Federation kept insurance premiums low for low-ranking crew members? "So... Ensign Ricky! Looks like you've got a lot of pre-existing conditions that *will* be covered, as well as a family history of very expensive diseases such as Cancer and Heart disease! And thanks to Starfleets more-than-generous insurance coverage, you'll be covered at 100% for EVERYTHING... as long as you don't, y'know, *die while investigating a mysterious signal coming from the plant-people of Gonoreahus 7*. But really, what are the odds of THAT happening? Just make sure to wear your Red Shirt so everyone knows you're covered!"
LONG LIVE SCOTTY, KING OF THE REDSHIRTS!!!
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Date: 2007-08-17 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-17 09:17 pm (UTC)No. Group Health Cooperative for me.
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Date: 2007-08-18 01:04 am (UTC)