My Sister's Horny Black Pussy

[captain_slinky]

My sister Jan (the one who is an Animal Rights wack-job) lives in the greater San Diego area and has ended up taking in SEVERAL abandoned strays over the course of the fires. One of them is a nameless black cat that has been dubbed with the temp-name of "Black Pussy".

"Black Pussy" is in heat, making all sorts of uncomfortable actions (especially towards the poor "Fixed" kitties who already live there) and Jan had no idea what to do for the poor thing. Called the Vet, and the vet said there were two options:

(A) Stick in a thermometer(???)

(B) "Manually Assist" the poor dear.

And so we got to hear, in GREAT detail, all about my sister stroking her horny black pussy till it "Came".

...

Times like this I am both saddened and relieved that I no longer work at Comcast and don't have the opportunity to "Share" with all my Ninja brethren.

nani_ka, could you PLEASE make sure that Mieken hears of this? I *KNOW* you clicked on the LJ cut... it's your duty! You can just go up to her and say "Hey, Brian *really* wanted to know if you got the message about his sister's horny black pussy..."

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

*shock* How did you KNOW!?!?!?? Are you sleeping in the bushes outside again? You have really got to stop that.

I'll have to email it to her.... She's no longer with the Evil Empire as of a couple of weeks after we got our new batch of flextime oct 1st..

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Dude, SERIOUSLY?!?!? She finally went through with it???

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Yup. Didn't perform any dramatic exit, from what I can tell she just started calling in sick until it was understood she wasn't coming back.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwww :( I had always hoped that she would take AT LEAST one member of management down with her :(

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

Nope, she wimped out. Although when they emailed out upward appraisals this year, it was tempting to hunt her down & make her do another crayon appraisal for winicky....

[baeleth.livejournal.com]

I HAVE told you about my dog & cat, right?

I'll just say that Photon likes to lick things & Ryo liked to be licked.

Sooooo unnatural.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but does anyone in your family give "The Dr. Doolittle Handjob Special"? I think not!

However, "The doggies are stuck together..."

[teegin.livejournal.com]

It times like this that make me again wonder what color is Mrs. Slocum's pussy.