CONGRATULATIONS!!!

[captain_slinky]

A great big CONGRATULATIONS goes out to my pot-peddling* down stairs neighbor who just now FINALLY defeated Foghat's "Slow Ride" in Guitar Hero III! It took A LOT of hard work and dedication, getting up every morning at 7:05 (just scant minutes after his Girlfriend left for work) and cranking the volume on his TV as high as it would go in hopes that it would drown out the constant obscenities (which it didn't) and playing for hours at a time, sometimes all the way up till 11AM (when I suppose he needed his mid-morning nap)! But this morning at approximately 10:30am, it happened. A string of accusations regarding the marital status of The Guitar Hero's parents at the time of it's birth, followed by a whooping and a hollering of epic proportions! Further accusations that the XBox 360 was now his female quadrepedic canine! It's all over! And the apartment, for the first time in several weeks, was finally *still*.

*I assume that he's a Pot Dealer because (a) I'm a judgmental bastard and (b) he has The Three Marks of The Drug Dealer. (1)Scruffy white-boy is never seen wearing anything but a bathrobe and pajama bottoms (bare chest under the open bathrobe). (2) Stays home all day while his girlfriend works to support them. (3) Owns a black puppy that will grow to be about the size of a couch. These, combined with the stream of random "Friends" that show up at all times of the day and night for about 15 to 20 minutes at a time... I'll just go ahead and assume he could be my "Hook-Up" if I ever get a terminal disease)

Comments

[melancholywings.livejournal.com]

Hehe. You are a funny writer.

[waygroovy.livejournal.com]

+2 points for griffindor

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

Also, (4) The length of time it took him to master "Slow Ride" on Guitar Hero.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, then there's that :) Isn't it like THE FIRST SONG?

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

I should be careful how I throw forth my GH disdain. "Slow Ride" is an early song on Guitar Hero . . . but according to my son, there's an Expert version that's more challenging. Hopefully that is the version he just mastered, otherwise there may be more advanced versions to endure.

(I'm still laughing at your description, though . . . )

[why-in-the-heck.livejournal.com]

Even I've mastered Slow Ride of GH3 and I'm crap. He MUST be a dealer. It's the fourth sign!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

*siiiiigh*... guess i better go and rally-up my Unruly Mob of Justice-Minded Citizens. Again. It's the only way to keep the neighborhood "Clean"!

Gonna need a new tarp for this one.

[why-in-the-heck.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to fuel up on delicious corn-flakey pork bits before you go. You'll need the energy...those dealers may LOOK weedy but they can put up a fight.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

Finally I have a place to bring the bosses wife when she oh-Ds.