Let's See Chris Angel Do THAT!

[captain_slinky]

-MUSICAL CUE - "THE FINAL COUNTDOWN" BY EUROPE-

-EFFECTS CUE - FOG MACHINE FULL BLAST, BLUE SPOTLIGHTS SWEEPING THE CROWD-

Lights center on JESUS, being shackled with Regulation Police Restraints to GIANT CROSS at CENTER STAGE.

LOVELY ASSISTANTS, dressed in sexy/skimpy Roman Centurion costumes, spin JESUS on GIANT CROSS Center Stage to show Audience that there is no escape.

LOVELY ASSISTANTS place JESUS and GIANT CROSS in BIG CAVE, sealed by VERY LARGE BOULDER.

LIGHTS go dark, come back on one by one sweeping the Audience.

As the MUSICAL CUE hits the lyrics "ITSDA FIE-NAWL CYOUNT-DYOWNNNNNN", VERY LARGE BOULDER cracks open to reveal...

EASTER BUNNY, farting CHOCOLATE and HARD-BOILED EGGS in to The Audience. The Audience goes wild. EASTER BUNNY motions towards off-stage and is soon joined by JESUS and LOVELY ASSISTANTS, Center Stage.

EASTER BUNNY, JESUS and LOVELY ASSISTANTS do Sexy Dance for the remaining 8 minutes of special extended mix of Earope's "Final Countdown".

Happy Easter, Everybody :)

Comments

[amberlorien.livejournal.com]

Didn't they do that in The Prestige?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

That's David Bowie in the Easter Bunny costume :)

[rogh-sensei.livejournal.com]

A winnar is you!

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

This is why I have spent 13 of the last 15 Easters at Norwescon. If you see a bunny rabbit farting chocolates, you know it is a mutant, or possibly genetically engineered. Mutations and genetic engineering are very, very bad things. If you see one of those very bad things, you go, grab a Klingon or an Imperial Storm Trooper, and tell them the mutant bunny is trying to destroy the Empire. Upon hearing this, these fine, upstanding warriors will pull out their disruptors/blasters, and promptly destroy the evil thing.