FINALLY somebody GETS it!

[captain_slinky]

It's high time somebody has put out a product like this!

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/lowerback/lowerback.shtml

FINALLY my little girl won't have to wait till the onset of adolescence before she can start growing up! And since I'm a responsible parent who won't let his child get her first ink till she's at least 8, this is a great way for her to practice! This, along with the complete set of "Bratz" dolls I force her to play with every day, should make her have a 'Sexual Awakening" juuuuuuuuuuust before Preschool age. Brilliant!

She can't stay a kid FOREVER, after all!

Comments

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

Charming. Remind me to buy one the next time I'm buying tongue stud clip-ons for my 5-year-old.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

They're always out of the Tongue Stud Clip-Ons when I get there... all the have is the "My First Prince Albert" piercing kit... what good is THAT for a little girl?

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly. What's a parent to do? (Although the Princess Stephanie You-Can-Purge-Too kit IS a delightful little starter set for a girl).

[khristle.livejournal.com]

That's it. We are moving to the middle of the forest.

[pastilla.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought, too, Khristle. I moved to the deep, dark Redwoods. And it's worse!

[pullipsushi.livejournal.com]

Awsome...kiddie tramp stamps.

[fritters.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't even get me started...