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It's high time somebody has put out a product like this!

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/lowerback/lowerback.shtml

FINALLY my little girl won't have to wait till the onset of adolescence before she can start growing up! And since I'm a responsible parent who won't let his child get her first ink till she's at least 8, this is a great way for her to practice! This, along with the complete set of "Bratz" dolls I force her to play with every day, should make her have a 'Sexual Awakening" juuuuuuuuuuust before Preschool age. Brilliant!

She can't stay a kid FOREVER, after all!
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