Prayer

Oct. 8th, 2008 10:38 pm
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At the Food Bank that I go to, they have a little white box with pen and scrap-paper nearby that says "Prayer Request: If you would like to have our Church pray for something or someone you know, please leave your request and we will Pray for you" or something to that effect.

I wrote "Please Pray that Barak Obama is our next President of The United States, because my family can't take another 4 years of 'Republican Prosperity'".

This puts them in a dilly of a pickle of a jam, doesn't it? They can't pray for Onbama Success because of his stances on Birth Control and Abortion, but they can't deny the prayer request can they?

[livejournal.com profile] khristle thinks they'll cop-out and do a prayer for something like "Lord, please show the person who requested this prayer the light and the way... let them see the error of their ways and let them accept McCain in to their heart".

Me, I'm hoping for some exploding heads. Scanners-style!

Date: 2008-10-09 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlorien.livejournal.com
That's a good one.

Hahaha!

Date: 2008-10-09 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com
You sir, are made of win and awesome!

Re: Hahaha!

Date: 2008-10-09 02:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Win, Awesome, Bacon Fat and Red Dye #5! That's me :)

Date: 2008-10-09 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com
Th' one over by the Candy Cane park, yes?

Date: 2008-10-09 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
CANDY CANE PARK?!?!?

*loses self in daydream of the crisp winterfreshness of a park made of nothing but Candy Canes*

I don't know of a Candy Cane Park over there, but it's right by the Value Village /Saint Vincent DePaul/Cycle Barn conglomerate on Highway 99. Bestest foodbank EVAR!

Date: 2008-10-09 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com
Oooh, thats a different one than I know of. Been pondering hitting one myself, but on paper we look not-poor.

Date: 2008-10-09 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nani-ka.livejournal.com
They don't verify income there, just ask to see a copy of your electric bill. So if you need to go, just go.

Date: 2008-10-09 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com
Thats good to know.

Date: 2008-10-09 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
No such thing as "Not Poor". Also, they don't care how much you make.

Did you know that they recently changed the income guidelines for Food Stamps as well?Before October 1st, we were about $100 per month too rich for them. Now we're about $500 a month below the guideline!

Also, it's a great way to cut down on waste! 80% of what they give you there (fruit, veggies, dairy, breads) is going to end up rotted and spoiled before next week unless somebody takes it home and eats it/freezes it. This is all the exact same stuff that you're spending big money on every week so that the grocery stores can afford to throw it away!

Thanks to The Lynnwood Foodbank, we've been able to reduce our monthly grocery bill for a family of 3 from $400 down to $20. That's TWENTY BUCKS.

I think we're the exact opposite of your situation... on paper we look poor, but IRL we look almost "Well-to-do" because we're smart enough to use the programs that our tax dollars go in to. Once you get around to actually using all the social services we have in Washington State, you begin to see just what a great Governor Christine Gregoire is :)

Anywho, you should totally go some week! Any Wednesday between 2 and 6, schedule yourself to have several hours available to wait in line. I'm usually there from 3:45 till 5:30 or 6, but you'd be in line for a shorter period of time if you can get there earlier.

Date: 2008-10-09 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eleri.livejournal.com
*nod* I think I'll try getting there next week. The other thing we're crossing our fingers about is SSI for Miri. We keep being over the income guidelines, but with the eldest moving in, we might squeek over.

Date: 2008-10-09 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pastilla.livejournal.com
If the people volunteering their time were Catholic, they are probably already praying the same prayer that you stuck in the box as a joke . . .

The Archdiocese of Washington (DC) has a framed portrait of John F. Kennedy right by the front door . . .


Date: 2008-10-09 05:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fritters.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, but you're not going to be on my friends page anymore. Between the Christian stereotyping and the constant politics I just don't enjoy reading this journal anymore. Sorry.

Date: 2008-10-09 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Sorry to hear that. Bye!

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