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captain_slinkyI have decided that the best way to document this person is from the ground-up, working all the way out to his surroundings and circumstances.
First of all, we're standing in line at The Food Bank.
He's wearing sandals and socks.
And those tear-away Work-Out Pants.. the nylon type with buttons down the side so you can wip 'wm off real quick for a last-minute race.
Above that, a loose-yet-tight faded yellow "US Polo Team" T-Shirt. Tight around his beer belly, but EXTREMELY loose around his chest and neck. So loose that it usually hangs off of one shoulder, exposing most of his...
BACK HAIR SO THICK, you can't really tell where the thick, luxurious back hair ends and the...
MAJESTICALLY SCUZZY MULLET begins!
Facial hair: I simple "Landing Strip" reaching from lower lip all the way to wear his chin should be.
And to top it all off, a 1990's "Painter Cap" style New York baseball cap, appropriately stained.
What attracted my attention was the two women who were attacking him. Seems he put an 11-year-old girl in The Hospital while trying to teach her how to drink VODKA.
What really capped-off the Douchebaggery of him was that he was insisting it wasn't his fault, because the bottle was already open; he was just trying to show her how to drink properly.
First of all, we're standing in line at The Food Bank.
He's wearing sandals and socks.
And those tear-away Work-Out Pants.. the nylon type with buttons down the side so you can wip 'wm off real quick for a last-minute race.
Above that, a loose-yet-tight faded yellow "US Polo Team" T-Shirt. Tight around his beer belly, but EXTREMELY loose around his chest and neck. So loose that it usually hangs off of one shoulder, exposing most of his...
BACK HAIR SO THICK, you can't really tell where the thick, luxurious back hair ends and the...
MAJESTICALLY SCUZZY MULLET begins!
Facial hair: I simple "Landing Strip" reaching from lower lip all the way to wear his chin should be.
And to top it all off, a 1990's "Painter Cap" style New York baseball cap, appropriately stained.
What attracted my attention was the two women who were attacking him. Seems he put an 11-year-old girl in The Hospital while trying to teach her how to drink VODKA.
What really capped-off the Douchebaggery of him was that he was insisting it wasn't his fault, because the bottle was already open; he was just trying to show her how to drink properly.
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Date: 2008-10-09 11:04 pm (UTC)It's my dream that my daughter will grow-up in a world free of Douchiness... and that dream starts here.