Not The Band

[captain_slinky]

So it's not my Lap band! i didn't screw things up! I can stop being full of self-hatred and start focusing on the mystery of WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?!

Next stop is on Friday; They'll scan my tummy to see if it's my Gall Bladder!

Meanwhile, now that I know it's not my heart and not my Lap Band I feel that I can just get on with my life and deal with the pain, letting it build and making sure to let everybody know just how much of a self-sacrificing martyr I *truly* am :)

Comments

Re: Chicken Bad?!?!?!?!?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yup! Assuming I can come up with the cash via Ebay. C'mon, ECONOMY!!!

Re: Chicken Bad?!?!?!?!?

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

I'll just have to show up at your new house & do a "Green" makeover or something, so you can afford to save up the money before next December...