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Jan. 2nd, 2003 08:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyWhy do people react so violently towards any type of humor surrounding children's corpses?
Yesterday, Crystal and i celebrated the new year by hitting as many Thrift Stores as possible. At one of the thrift stores, I found a... hmm. How do you explain it? It wasn't exactly a *doll*, but a life-size cloth figure of a child... maybe 5 or 6 years old. No facial features, but dressed up like a cowboy complete with cowboy hat. So when i slung it over my shoulder, you couldn't actually tell that it was just a doll. So I proclaim for all to hear "Oh BOY! I've always wanted the corpse of a cowboy's child! Heck, *any* childs corpse is a good corpse to have, but a *cowboy* one is the best!"
There were a few snickers from the sicker individuals around me (including Crystal), but one lady turned pale white and said to me "You should be careful... you sound like you want to *kill* children!"
I corrected her by saying "Oh, no... I don't want to *kill* a child... I just want the corpse! That's why it's such a good thing that they have one for sale *here*!"
"But... but if it's a corpse, it's *dead*!"
"Well DUH! Like I would want my lifeless child corpses to be anything *but* dead!"
Really, the care and maintinence of a dead child corpse is much cheaper than that of a live child. The dead ones just don't eat that much.
Yesterday, Crystal and i celebrated the new year by hitting as many Thrift Stores as possible. At one of the thrift stores, I found a... hmm. How do you explain it? It wasn't exactly a *doll*, but a life-size cloth figure of a child... maybe 5 or 6 years old. No facial features, but dressed up like a cowboy complete with cowboy hat. So when i slung it over my shoulder, you couldn't actually tell that it was just a doll. So I proclaim for all to hear "Oh BOY! I've always wanted the corpse of a cowboy's child! Heck, *any* childs corpse is a good corpse to have, but a *cowboy* one is the best!"
There were a few snickers from the sicker individuals around me (including Crystal), but one lady turned pale white and said to me "You should be careful... you sound like you want to *kill* children!"
I corrected her by saying "Oh, no... I don't want to *kill* a child... I just want the corpse! That's why it's such a good thing that they have one for sale *here*!"
"But... but if it's a corpse, it's *dead*!"
"Well DUH! Like I would want my lifeless child corpses to be anything *but* dead!"
Really, the care and maintinence of a dead child corpse is much cheaper than that of a live child. The dead ones just don't eat that much.
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Date: 2003-01-02 09:40 am (UTC)Re:
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I wonder if I can do it with out sounding sarcastic.
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Date: 2003-01-02 11:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-02 04:17 pm (UTC)