Need for concern?

[captain_slinky]

iyt seems that Molly's absolute favorite thing that she got for her birthday is the little Black & Decker Play Tool Kit that i got her. Plastic hammer, screwdriver, wrench, saw and boards with screws and bolts all in a nifty little tool box.

So... do you suppose I should start a savings account *now* for the "Straight for The Lord Bible & Re-education Summer Camp", or should I wait till she's 13 and pray that The Church will pay for it?

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[closer-to-fine.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'd wait. If she starts insisting on wearing only steel-toed boots, ripped jeans, flannel shirts with the arms ripped off, and styling her hair into a mullet, THEN I'd start socking those pennies away.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

So in the mean time I should just decorate her room in crosses and Holy Water, right? And garlic?

[closer-to-fine.livejournal.com]

Contrary to popular belief, lesbians and vampires ARE mutually exclusive. You might keep some silver bullets handy for shooting the strangely gender-ambiguous girls that show up as her BFF's and always want to have sleepover's or later on are described as her "roommates". :)

I was one of those girls who liked to wear dresses and play with Barbies and had my bedroom decorated in pink and lace, and yet my parents are now horrified to know I'm shacking up with a woman. The lesbianism is insidious in it's ways.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

But... but you're *reformed*, right? You've found Jesus? And you realized that he's not inside anoter woman's naughty tingly bits? And... and...

Oh God... I've been typing to one of THEM! I feel so UNCLEAN!!!

Off to say 27 Hail Marys.

[closer-to-fine.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA! (rolling thunder, crack of lightning)

That's right! You have been touched by one of THEM! I'm reaching through the intarwebs and infecting your family with TEH GAY!

There's no hope for you now. Just sayin'. :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I've got this whole thing going on in my head now, like some sort of Blair Witch Project horror flick, only instead of weird twisted branch symbols it's rainbows and pink Triangle stickers everywhere i turn. I run to a church to plead for help only to be confronted by Neil Patrick Harris in a clergy collar!

[bjorker.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

So that's why her and Aurelia got along so well. :P
She's all about the so-called "boy" toys. Thank the Holy Almighty hisself that I aint into gettin all bent up about that sort of thing.

In fact, come to think of it... I don't think she even knows what a princess is. I must be doing something right.

[hallerlake.livejournal.com]

Eh, she can pay for it out of her carpenter earnings; the construction market should start recovering by then :P

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Ooh! And she'll have that whole "Carpenter" thing in common with The Lord Jesus Christ when she meets him! Good, good...

Coincidence?

[tyleet99.livejournal.com]

Have you read "Jesus Land" by any chance?

And it's ok. Just bake the toys in an EZ Bake oven while playing Sandi Patti at earsplitting decibles and laughing maniacally. That oughtta set her 'straight' if you know what I mean.

[schizoauthoress.livejournal.com]

Just as long as you don't start screaming "NO MORE PLASTIC HAMMERS!!!", 'kay?

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

That or start a savings account for the carpentry shop she'll want when she's a teenager.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm rooting for a Wenry (Full Metal Alchemist) rather than anything else...

[teegin.livejournal.com]

I would refer her to OEM and hope she is still under warranty.