Need for concern?

[captain_slinky]

iyt seems that Molly's absolute favorite thing that she got for her birthday is the little Black & Decker Play Tool Kit that i got her. Plastic hammer, screwdriver, wrench, saw and boards with screws and bolts all in a nifty little tool box.

So... do you suppose I should start a savings account *now* for the "Straight for The Lord Bible & Re-education Summer Camp", or should I wait till she's 13 and pray that The Church will pay for it?

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[closer-to-fine.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA! (rolling thunder, crack of lightning)

That's right! You have been touched by one of THEM! I'm reaching through the intarwebs and infecting your family with TEH GAY!

There's no hope for you now. Just sayin'. :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I've got this whole thing going on in my head now, like some sort of Blair Witch Project horror flick, only instead of weird twisted branch symbols it's rainbows and pink Triangle stickers everywhere i turn. I run to a church to plead for help only to be confronted by Neil Patrick Harris in a clergy collar!