Stuff You Shouldn't Do.

[captain_slinky]

If you're in the mood for Girls Scout Cookies, DO NOT search for Girl Scout Cookies on Amazon.com.

I'm warning you... seriously.

You're doing it, aren't you?

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!? I told you not to do that!

But now that you've gone ahead and done it,m at least we can talk about it and what it means about our society...

Comments

[khristle.livejournal.com]

Molly is not, I repeat NOT becoming a Girl Scout!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Did you scroll down? Did you see the VARIETY of WTF that they offer folks looking for Girl Scout Cookies???

[firefly-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh.My.Gawd!
That's so bad!

There's even Wolf Urine Lure listed under that?!!?!? WTF?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I am afraid to meet the person who went to Amazon.com hoping to find Cookies, a sexy costume, Metal Vaginal Speculums and Wolf Urine and thought "Well I guess I'll start my search with the cookies... HEY! Look! All the stuff I need, right here!"

[freydis.livejournal.com]

I won't go, because I'm afraid. but I will say this: being a girl scout helped form me into the awesome person I am today.

I'm just sayin.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Gawd bless you, your kind and your wonderful cookies :)

in boredom, I went and looked.

[freydis.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

WE NEVER USED VAGINAL SPECULUM AT GIRL SCOUT CAMP!!!!!!

Re: in boredom, I went and looked.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? How about the Wolf Urine located down further on the page?

[strryeyedgrrl.livejournal.com]

What I find even more humorous is that number 9 on the results list is Morgan Freeman and Friends: Caribbean Cooking for a Cause.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Plenty of recipes for Caribbean Wolf Urine-N-Speculum Pie! YUMM!!!

[teegin.livejournal.com]

This one time at girl scout camp...I'm really nervous what happens when you search for boy scout cookies.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I think you get arrested. That's what happens.

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

A++++++ WOULD LOL AGAIN.

[aurora77]

Wow. That's the best bunch of WTF I've seen in a while. *gigglefits*

[melancholywings.livejournal.com]

I didn't get any of that stuff.
Just the adult costumes, scrapbooking stickers and how to make a cake.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yeah... seems that somebody who works at Amazon who will remain nameless is on my Friends List and got it fixed :(

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

I think it was one of my friends at Amazon who saw me post this on Facebook.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Oh good! So now I can blame YOU for breaking all the Funny!

Thank goodness I got a screen shot :)

Also, I need to apologize to my Amazonian Friend...

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

1) is this like the time Meiken googed "Teabagging"?

2) Amazon keeps sending me emails suggesting I buy ninja accoutrements. I always love looking at them, because its so hilarious, but I can't help but wonder if they really know the real me or are just pretending.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Not really, and one of my Friends who works at Amazon "Fixed" the problem.

HOWEVER! Up till i broke all the funny, if you went to Amazon and did a search for "Girl Scout Cookies"? You got a Slutty Girl Scout Costume, Stainless Steel Speculum and Wolf Urine... in that order. Then more costumes, more sizes of Speculums and a "Morgan Freeman Caribbean Cooking With Friends" cook book.

I have a screen shot saved on my computer :)

[thecookielady.livejournal.com]

Nonnonono... The proper thing to do if you are wanting Girl Scout cookies is to contact your nearest, dearest, oldest and wisest of friends who just happens to know EXACTLY where you can get Girl Scout cookies, even in the off season :)

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

That's a TERRIBLE idea! NOBODY knows how to contact Paul Troxclair!

[thecookielady.livejournal.com]

But... But....But.... Oh, nevermind :( I guess I'll have cookies in my house forever!