The List

[captain_slinky]

Anybody else have a list of Top 5 Trashy Things You Want To Eat before You Die?

If not, please feel free to create your own somewhere in the comments :)

My own personal list has mutated over the years as i gained the nerve to try some of this stuff and as they became available to me. Sometimes it's darned difficult to put together a list like this, narrowing your choices down to just five! Your List shouldn't include anything you've already eaten. Here's my current list:

• Twinkie-Wiener Sandwich (Twinkie, split down the middle and stuffed with a Tofu hot dog, covered with spray cheese. May also be dipped in Vanilla Soy Milk)
  
• The Luther (Half-pound of grilled hamburger, 6 strips of bacon, processed American cheese and Grilled onions on a grilled Krispee Kreme Donut for a bun)
  
• Deep-Fried Banana Split (Like a regular Banana Split, only the Banana is dipped in batter and deep-fried... as are the individual scoops of ice cream)
  
• Bacon-Sausage-Cheese Roll (If you need an explanation then you haven't been following this community)
  
• The Garbage Plate (Another of the oldies but goodies - some restaurant somewhere serves this giant plate that has pretty mush everyting on their menu on it, all mixed together)

Stuff i have been able to cross off my list in the past include Deep-Fried Twinkies, Snickers Bars, Oreos... "The Mr. Bill's Killer Burger" (your basic giant 10-Lb. Burger with 2 Lbs of fries on the side) and The Big Bertha (hamburger bun with 2 fried eggs, 2 hashbrown patties, ham, sausage, toast, cheese, fried chicken patty and a quarter-pound hamburger patty)

Comments

[martiniandrossi.livejournal.com]

I can assure you, Garbage Plates are not worth it.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Well really now... are ANY of them "Worth it"?

[martiniandrossi.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, the bacon cheese thingy sounds pretty damn good to me!

I lived in Rochester for a spell.. apparently garbage plates are a local specialty there, which doesn't say much for Rochester in general. They are not very good at all.

[the-4th-doctor.livejournal.com]

My roommate did the Twinkie-wiener sandwich after watching "UHF" in college. He said it was vile.

[aurora77]

I'd try the Deep-Fried Banana Split. I've had sausage wrapped in cheese wrapped in bacon. Is that what you were referring to by Bacon-Sausage-Cheese Roll? It's okay for the first few bites, but after that, you'll need something like OJ to help remove the coating of grease from your tongue so you can continue to taste the food.