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Apr. 22nd, 2009 08:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_slinkyWhich is a Skankier profession; Topless Waitress, or Bikini Coffee Barrista?
I have a feeling that those lingerie coffee ladies think that they're way classier than Topless Waitresses, but in my book they're about even. i think it's 'cuz both occupations try to make small talk by bringing up their kids. Hey lady! i don't CARE if little Cody is turning three next weekend! Just because *I* brought in *MY* kid doesn't mean i want to hear about YOURS! Now bring me another drink and make with the bouncy-bouncy before i gotta speak with your Shift Supervisor!
I have a feeling that those lingerie coffee ladies think that they're way classier than Topless Waitresses, but in my book they're about even. i think it's 'cuz both occupations try to make small talk by bringing up their kids. Hey lady! i don't CARE if little Cody is turning three next weekend! Just because *I* brought in *MY* kid doesn't mean i want to hear about YOURS! Now bring me another drink and make with the bouncy-bouncy before i gotta speak with your Shift Supervisor!
