MILF (Mom I'd Like To FindTheTimeToGetToKnowBetter)

[captain_slinky]

Most of my day is filled with thinking up stuff that I *almost* post to The Internet but then think better. Chalk it up to the wisdom that comes with age, maybe?

But THIS ONE is a WINNER. THIS ONE, I'm gonna make serious money with!

Baby Clothes, diaper covers and infant-sized "Onesies" that proudly say "MY MOM IS A MILF".

This appeals to all those ladies who are still wearing their pre-pregnancy tube top and mini skirt outfits even though they're obviously two sizes too small. It also appeals to the parents who see nothing wrong in letting their 8-year-old wear a "Porn Star" t-shirt along with the sweat pants that say "Juicy" or "Sexy" across the rump. But most of all, it's perfect for those of us who will see them and giggle to ourselves over the incestuous implications that the said MILF is completely unaware of.

Comments

[sasjhwa.livejournal.com]

So is this a theoretical outfit or is it getting made?

Other highly inappropriate phrases could be "I love breasts" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Lunch!" and the like. :D

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I know that http://www.tshirthell.com already has a wide assortment of extremely innapropriate baby apparel... I think I'll check with them first.

[rogh-sensei.livejournal.com]

"Boob man."

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

This is yet ANOTHER reminder that I need to start a CafePress account...