Can you really do that?

[captain_slinky]

You can force yourself to be not-sick, right? My symptoms include: Sleepiness (40 of the past 48 hours have been spent sleeping), headache, nausea, diarrhea and an innability to stay awake.

Coffee, Aspirin and stay away from all food. Should fix it all up just fine, right?

Comments

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

If its not simply food-poisoning diarrhea where once the evil leaves your body you're fine again, you may want to add some immodium/loperamide to your proposed regimen.

[teegin.livejournal.com]

Sounds like your beer level is low. A symptom Canadians rarely ever see but when we do it's not pretty. The only known cure is to do manly things like run power tools with a beer in one hand. If that fails then spin around really fast until you get dizzy and fall down, then laugh hysterically. Might need to fore warn the neighbors. If that fails then we only have one option left but it will require an old claw foot bathtub, a 50 gallon drum, fifty feet of copper tubing, a chipmunk, 14 screws, glue, duct tape, bleach, and a q-tip. Don't worry I've seen it done before so it shouldn't be to hard.

[aurora77]

That sounds a bit flu-like. Might want to call the doc. Make sure you're staying hydrated. It's hard when you're sleeping that much. Dehydration can exacerbate everything and land you in the hospital.

Hope you feel better soon!