How to get lots and lots of free eggs and toilet paper delivered right to your yard!

[captain_slinky]

Jack Chick (he of the immortal "Chick Tracts") has a great idea for Halloween!

"Let’s be honest. How many of us have hidden in the back of the house, with the porch light off, hoping the kids will leave us alone? We don’t like Halloween and its occultic history, and we don’t celebrate it. So we hide our light, instead of letting it shine."

Usually I would use all that "Cowering in the darkness and hiding from children dressed like Dora the Explorer" time to read the Bible, clean my guns, read the Bible and read the Bible, but Jack has a DIFFERENT idea this year! Instead of preparing to defend against The Powers of Darkness, he suggests that we use this opportunity to spread The Gospel! And while you are preaching to your captive audience of Power Rangers and copywrited Disney characters, give 'em a piece of candy and a few Chick Tracts!

Kids LOVE unfunny comic strips that tell them they're gonna burn in Hell!

Comments

[tyleet99.livejournal.com]

LOL. I saw that some time ago. But at least he emphasizes giving out candy with the comics! A waitress friend of mine cannot count the times she was tipped by a bunch of Sunday post-churchgoers with a Bible, and ONLY a Bible...

[nightsinger.livejournal.com]

ROFL, that's fantastic.

Also, that man has some serious bain dramage.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I like to think that Jack Chick is to Christianity what Larry The Cable Guy is to Southerners.

[strryeyedgrrl.livejournal.com]

LOL @ "the occultic history of Halloween." Let's not even start in on the Pagan origins of Christmas or Easter! Those holidays are pure BLASPHEMY - avoid them at all costs!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm *fairly positive* that Jack Chick has written a few strips regarding the pagan parts of Christmas and Easter and how yer goin' ta HELLLLLLLL if you decorate an egg or wrap a present.

I mean, really... the dude wrote a comic about how Christian Rockers are going to Hell because it's still Rock and/or Roll music...

[teh-dirty-robot.livejournal.com]

I might as well be handing out chick tracts for as few children as come to my door. :( Every year I buy candy and every year I end up eating it ALL.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

You can borrow my Bible if you like...

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

Just think of all those children that will be inspired (traumatized) by those sub-par comics to write their own comic strips. It will be a cultural revolution that will make Jack chick curl up in a fetal ball and cry for his mommy.