Sickness Dreams

[captain_slinky]

President Bush Jr. (who was actualy Cobra Commander from the 80's incarnation of GI Joe) was going to ruin the "Celebrate Disney And America" festivities (which were to feature a couples game of half-court basketball between Cinderella and her Prince Vs. Belle & The Beast in full Disney costume). Luckilly, Dotgirl called me on her cell phone so I could hear the poem that Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher of Star Trek: The Next Generation fame) had written about her for the festivities, and he was reading the poem on "The Big Stage" which broadcast his message to the entire world LIVE. Little Did Bush/Cobra Commander know that Wil had changed the words around a little bit so that he was actually warning the entire world about Bush's evil plans!

Then I woke up.

The thing I love about Fever Dreams is that they always make such perfect sense when you're having them and when you wake up, but by this time tomorrow I'll re-read this this entry and think "Whoa... What the HELL?!?!?"

Comments

[dotgirl.livejournal.com]

the sad thing is that until i got to the part about calling you, i thought it was some 'bush is an evil snake' metaphor.

are you sick? did you make me sick when i called you from disneyland?! i started getting sick that day!

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[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I started getting sick that same day, too! So you know what this means, of course... we need to have Wil Wheaton write us a poem! It's the only way we can get better!