Dare Devil

Feb. 25th, 2003 12:21 am
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These observations are not mine. I am just re-posting them here and agreeing with them:

- Seems going blind not only heightens your hearing and smelling and all that, but it also can increase your ability TO JUMP 50 FEET IN THE AIR and to stop combination locks with your palm.
- When someone who can't miss is throwing broken glass at you, be sure to remember that all you have to do is do cartwheels and nothing can hit you or your legs as you're stretched out flipping backwards.
- When billionaires have disagreements and one wants to retire, always understand that one of the billionaires is entitled to hire a crazy guy to kill him.
- I liked the part in the cathedral where Daredevil was played by a cheesy computer generated cartoon.
- Just as they had told us years ago in ChiPs, you can stand on a motorcycle without it wobbling, turning or slowing down.
- If your father gets killed and you decide to dress up in leather and become a super hero girl, be sure to stab the real hero in the shoulder and get killed 10 minutes after you start your new super hero career.
- Ben Affleck plays a blind guy damn near as good as Val Kilmer.
- Daredevil can't hear kids who are cowering and whimpering in the shadows just a foot away from his legs.
- Blind people can make perfect DD shapes with flammable liquid...it's one of those gifts.
- Although Ben Assleck is great when he's laughing, trying to get this guy to act dark and mysterious is like trying to your ass to wipe itself.
- Wasn't Elektra supposed to be beautiful...oh, wait, how can you hire somebody that's right for the part when you pay Movie Hunk Of The Moment 20 mill to look pretty on a poster.

Date: 2003-02-25 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wrapper.livejournal.com
I think I'll wait until it's on cable.

Date: 2003-02-25 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com
I don't care how famous Ben Affleck becomes, he will always be the guy who gave Michael J. Fox the basketball in Teenwolf and O'Banion from Dazed and Confused to me.

So there!

"Oh man, O'Banion flunked? What a dumbsh*t!"

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Date: 2003-02-25 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] captain-slinky.livejournal.com
Every time I see him in another movie, i wonder if there will be another great "Over-The-Shoulder" shot of him saying "Who's your favorite New-kid? Call me Donnie. Ugh! Girl you know it's true! UGH!"

Date: 2003-02-25 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bghsmith.livejournal.com
Dudeness! And Kevin Smith is supposed to be his friend! Or am I the only one who has noticed that in every Kevin Smith movie, Ben always plays a total A-hole!

Even in Chasing Amy! At least I think his character was a total A-hole, but that could be just me.

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