Lesson learned from NyQuil & Vicodin

[captain_slinky]

It is RARELY, if EVER, a sign of good things to come when you hear voices coming from inside your own head or from otherwise normally speechless things around the house, ESPECIALLY when they claim to be a God.

For instance, if The Toaster starts telling you about how you are The Harbinger and a new master race and where to construct the mass grave that shall be a shrine for all to bask in the glory and the light etcetera etcetera... I highly doubt that you would come away from that conversation feeling like FINALLY things are looking up and whistling "Somethin' tells me I'm in to sum-thin' goooooooood".

History is behind me on this one, right? Son of Sam, Jan Brady, John Denver in "Oh God!" (Netflix it, people)... even Joan of Arc's voices proved to be a bit f a downer in the end.

Comments

[pete23.livejournal.com]

Seem to remember loving "Oh God!" if we're talking about the same dubious early 80s film?

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's the same flick... Supermarket produce manager (folk singer and Muppet compadre John Denver) is visited by God (Vaudeville and Radio comedian George Burns) for the purpose of spreading the word of God. It doesn't end well for John Denver...

[colloween.livejournal.com]

oh God, you devil. what a fantastic editorial!

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

"Oh God, You Devil" is the nly one of the "God" Franchise i still haven't seen... been in my Netflix cue forever, too :(