So sorry

[captain_slinky]

I am actually kinda happy for teegin and his marital issues... he's "Separated" from his wife and living with somebody who sounds to be absolutely AWESOME and the exact opposite of his ex in that she makes him happy to be alive instead of just waiting for deaths sweet merciful release.

Too bad I have to break them up and get him back with his ex :(

Just opened my last jar of the sweet bread-n-butter pickles that his ex used to make. I don't want to live in a world without those pickles!!!

Comments

[lynna12000.livejournal.com]

Now Slinky, don't forget there is an alternative to Teegin's misery. You get the recipe and make them yourself. Then you will have control of the pickle supply.

[nani-ka.livejournal.com]

I've got a copy of the recipe... Wanna have a picklemaking session at your house this summer? I think my neighbors are sufficiently traumatized by the smell of boiling vinegar after last year....

[teegin.livejournal.com]

I will gladly share the recipe as long as I get a jar.

[captain-slinky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but having the recipe would mean that my involvement with the pickles would be more than "Open Jar/Chug Pickles". I'm American; I DEMAND instant gratification! Working for something you want is for SUCKERS.

Tell ya what, though... IF the new woman can provide a comparably delicious food item, you may keep her. Never let it be said that I am anything less than a fair dictator :)